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modern (feminist) fairytale

8 Aug

Romanian version:

Povestea cea mai scurta si frumoasa pe care ai citit-o vreodata

A fost odata ca nicodata un baiat care i-a cerut unei fete sa se marite cu el.

Fata a spus “NU”.

Si a trait fericita pana la adanci batraneti……..
Fara sa spele,
Fara sa gateasca,
Fara sa calce pentru nimeni,
Iesind cu prietenele ei,
Facand-o cu cine avea chef,
Cheltuindu-si banii pentru ea insasi,
Fara sa lucreze pentru altcineva.
Sfarsit.

…Problema este ca de mici NU ne spuneau povestile astea…
……….Si ne-au prostit cu tampenia aia cu “Fat-Frumos” …………………

English translation :

The shortest and most beautiful story that you’ve ever read..

There was once a guy who proposed to a girl.
The girl rejected his offer.
And she lived happily ever after,
Without doing laundry for anyone,
Without cooking,
Without ironing for anyone,
Going out with her friends,
Making out with whoever she wanted,
Spending her money on herself,
Without working for anyone else.
The End.

The problem is that when we were little, they didn’t used to tell us such stories,
Instead, they kept telling us that crap with… Prince Charming….

French Translation (by Dana) :

Voici le conte le plus court que tu n’aies jamais lu:

Il etait une fois un garcon, qui demanda la main d’une jeune fille. Le fille répondit non.
Dés lors la jeune fille vécut heureuse,
Sans laver,
Ni cuisiner,
Ni repasser,
Sortant avec ses amis(es),
En baisant avec celui qu’elle voulait,
En travaillant et dépensant son argent comme elle voulait.
Fin

Le problême c’est que depuis que nous sommes toutes petites, on ne nous a jamais raconté ce conte. Et il nous ont bien foutues dans la merde………Avec ce putain de Prince Charmant.

If someone would like to translate the story in another language, you are free to leave a comment 🙂 And i will add it to my post 🙂

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